john and greg are in a bar, the phone rings. greg answers and then hands the phone to john saying, “it’s your boyfriend”. john takes the phone and makes a face. “he’s not my boyfriend,” he says and then puts the phone to his ear. “hi babe”.
when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
We have got to stop apologizing for being who we are.
Do you ever get those moments with your OTP where you just
i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS